Inkblot

Shipping Info: We literally yell bon voyage to your package at the local marina. It is delivered to you via ACTUAL ship! Thus, be patient as the bad-ass-ness of this new yet ancient technique takes time. Also, you can request that the captain pilfer and plunder specialty goods from exotic lands along the way to be delivered to you AT NO EXTRA COST. It cannot be guaranteed that your request is not outright REFUSED! Those are the rules, punk. Now buy our shit!
Return Policy: All items are perfect. If damaged, go to local post office and mail fragile, liquid, perishable, and potentially dangerous items to Inkblot as a funny prank.